I posted this on MySpace, and a few people that read this blog probably would like to have been deprived of the priveledge of reading this, but I thought I would post it because I am slightly proud of it:
100 if, ands, buts, candy and nuts... 100 if, ands and buts, take one down pass it around, 99 ifs ands and buts... (hey don't blame me, I didn't drop 37)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
my 'lightning' scar on my thumb, from a wood saw, it's pretty cool looking.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A picture of Anniche, and stuff attached to the walls, like shelves, and other walls
3. DO YOU SNORE, TALK IN YOUR SLEEP OR GRIND YOUR TEETH?
I think I've done all 3 at one time or another
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
sometimes... But NEVER Country unless I'm riding in someone else's car and they refuse to change it. I mostly listen to NPR, mostly because I'm a masochist
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I think it was 5:31am, but I'm not 100% sure
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
it's not about what I want, it's about what you want
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
I think I miss my memory the most... But I really can't remember what I miss right now.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
I didn't know I had one, but sure, even though I don't "Own" them, my family
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6 foot 2
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
only if it is hot, and then I guess I just get hot, so I guess I don't get claustrophobic
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARk?..
not when I am in familiar surroundings, but dark and in the woods, without a flashlight... That would be a most certain yes!
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Gabor Csupo, trust me... He will make you cry too!
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
doesn't matter (not that it doesn't matter, but more that I don't care, hair is good, but if no hair, oh well, I don't like someone for their hair)
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
neither. But I do like water sometimes
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Sauce, Cheese, and Pepperoni (or any meat(s), and no vegetables--Mushrooms are okay)
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
An elephant. I've always wanted to be able to do that, haven't you ever been hungry enough to eat an elephant? Well if I could, then I would!
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I think I'll stick to my imaginary elephant, thanks though.
21. WHAT WAS THE MOST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
life.... Thanks mom!
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like everyone, I even love a few people too.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I think I saw one of those in Amsterdam (but I didn't inhale)
[if you catch a double entendre here, I didn't mean for it to be, but reading this now I see that it is--All I saw when I first read this was joint, not double jointed]
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING STORE?
I hate clothes, I only wear them so that I can leave the house
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I have two
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Homo sapien, one just turned 2 (its name is KyeAnne), and the other is turning 5 in about 2 months (its name is KyeLee)
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Would the person that I fell in love with leave?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I'm pretty sure that a kick in the groin is not the best way... I dunno, Show'em, Tell'em, and if they don't believe ya, then maybe resort to the kick in the groin.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
"a number from one to a hundred" --I'm not sure what that is supposed to accomplish... I really wanted to PICK a number, like 42, or 27, or 96, but oh well.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Sure why not; Throw in a red-head, we'll call it a party.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
1. Because usually when one of my pets is misbehaving, I have to say 1.... 2.... and I usually don't make it to 3, so I guess I call out the number 1 most.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Who told you? No one is supposed to know about that!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
famous people are just people. They are nothing special, even if they think they are.
What happened to 37?
Well, it didn't get posted, so I can't answer it.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yes, but I wouldn't admit it to you.
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
trying to kill a fly with a rolled up newspaper--not as easy as I thought it would be...
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
If you can't tell.. well, I'm sure not going to.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
"I sure like it when you are quiet SKye", that's a compliment, right?
43. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I was going to say "two front teeth" but I already got those... So I guess nothing.
44. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I dunno... 60? no, 30... Oh, why does this have to be so difficult.. okay 3, that sounds like a nice cubed number...
45. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE?
KyeLee Ann, KyeAnne NataLee, and maybe AnnaKye RosaLee, or Kye-El Christian Jacob
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was named after something alright...
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? [I tried wishing on Gillian Anderson once]
only when I wonder who I am.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I don't like SHAM-poo, I like REAL-poo, and I like it with head and shoulders.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I love my hand typing, my handwriting comes in at a close second though
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Tomatoes... Definitely...
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
cursing, drinking, womanizing... Oh, MY bad habits, well, again, if you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Seriously.... If the world could handle two of me, we'd certainly be best friends, and then you could hate me twice as much
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
well, sure... because someone told me once ('once' is the keyword here) that it's what's on the inside that counts, but in the end ('end', being key again) their insides were all gross and bloody and stuff--EWWWW! But no, really... Looks only matter in an inverse proportion to the amount that looks don't matter which is subsequently relational to the brains over looks quotient, which to me proves that as the amount of looks approaches infinity the sumtotal of brains reduces by a logarithmic factor of 0.289 times the relative rotational size of that person's universal quotient, which the radian square of the angle of trajectory (of said universal quotient, but that is obvious to the lay person) leads us to the conclusion that the world may in FACT revolve around someone that thinks of themself as the center of the universe. --But they are still ugly to me, and that is okay, because if looks were everything I would cease to exist (see kalenst's posulate of the increasing dimensions of time/looks/space formula--trust me it's easier to understand than string theory, if you can't find it on Google, it may be above your reasoning though, so why bother)
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
by pretending I'm smarter than you. I'm really not, nor do I pretend to be, but I know how much it pisses you off, and that makes me feel better.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I always loved those emotional games we used to play, I don't think I had a favorite though
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
There are 10 numbers on my cellphone: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0, oh, sorry, IN my cellphone, right now there are 1,217 separate contacts in my cellphone (yesterday there were over 2,000, but I had to remove some duplicates).
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
um, NO... duh! You're so smart for making this question up all on your own, did your mommy have to hold your hand while you wrote it... Sorry, that wasn't sarcasm, that was just rude and mean of me, and I apologize for your lack of humor.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
oh, YES PLEASE, and with a side of bacon.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
a pulse. [if there is no pulse, then you can find lots of great stuff, like kidneys, a gallbladder, stomach, heart... yeah, lots of good stuff]
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
My dad likes to call me dumbass, or when he wants to compliment me, then he calls me smartass, I'm sure YOU can think up some dandy nicknames for me as well
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
yes, TV is my favorite show.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
anything with cream, and none of that fancy schmancy ice cream with stuff like broccoli or cheese--yuck!
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18, yep, all my fingers and toes are accounted for (if that's not funny, you're not in 5th grade--'cause any fifth grader can CORRECT you on how many fingers you have, just ask one--if you tell them 8, then they'll tell YOU why)
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
sometimes, when I am too lazy to get out of bed...
73. Plans for tonight?
sleep
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
185kph
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
yeah, and I hope that y'all enjoy answering them as much as I did [Obviously this is a MySpace deal, so if you are DYING to answer these questions, then I guess you can leave a comment, or email me--if you know my email, if you don't, then stop stalking me!!]
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING too?
the voices in my head. Sometimes they tell me to do things that I don't like to do, but they tell me that I have to, because they told me so
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
well, I just had a swallow or two of my pride, but before that it was water, grapefruit juice, lemon juice, and ice (YES, all together, you sure ask a lot of questions)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO OR TEXTED ON THE PHONE?
your mother... HEHE that would be funny if I answered all the questions like that
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
your mother
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
your mother
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
dang it, I was going to say your mother, but that joke is getting old; I like every month that ends in y, seriously.
83. FAVORITE COUNTRy?..
Yuck, I already said that I hate country!
84. CANDY?
oh, yes please, what kind do you have? Hey, wait a minute, do I know you?
85. FAVORITE VACATION?
Anything that I can do where I don't have to work [my co-workers will get a kick out of this, because even on my vacations I love to work]
86. EYE COLOR?
white, with a little bit of brown and black
87. FAVORITE SHOES?
Brahma steel toe--Storm, 10.5, black, prod# 4045004, item# 251331899..... Wait, I take that back, and replace it with, "your mother!" haha! that never get's old..
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
now, I honestly respect your mother, so I won't say her here.... But, next to her I would say Mad Greek.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
man, these questions are getting old... fine... um... restaurante del SKye... If I can't cook it then I can't eat it, well, okay with the exception of cold cereal, or cold-cuts, or cold turkey, or humble pie, well whatever, I can cook whatever I want; stop harrassing me!
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
do I like raw fish...no. Do I like Japanese rice wrapped in seaweed and dipped in wasabi, no.. but I'll eat it if you make me.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
your moth.... Okay fine... it's old.... a fly being squashed by a newspaper (FINALLY--CHEERs-HURRAHs-and YIPEEs)
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
yesterday..... all my troubles just seemed so far away...
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
your.... fine.. no.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
snake, or rat.. tough choice... I'll take the pretty flower.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Oh, yes please, especially if they are from...... (I just couldn't help myself) Your MOTHER!
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
no, marriage is enough for me, I don't even want to THINK about relationships and one night stands anymore.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
well, one would hope that I would have bought some dignity, but I went to the store... and sorry for me, they were out... But you know what they did have some of? That's right, your...... :P
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
heck, who needs to read one, I feel like I am writing one
100. ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE SUMMER?
huh? Oh.... Great, you ruined it, why don't you ask me if I'm excited for my surprise party next. Next time, just let it be a surprise, don't ask me if I'm excited for it.... sheesh.
If you've made it this far, then give yourself a gold star, hey give yourself 2, you deserve it, now stop decorating your forehead and repost this with your answers [yeah, if you have My MySpace]. If you don't, then...... YOUR MOTHER!
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